Phone Call to Palin from McCain...
The phone call:
Hello, Sarah, how's it going up there?
Great, Sarah, Barack and I just spoke at Ground Zero. Tomorrow it's back on the campaign trail.
No, Sarah, he's not really evil, we just need to make him look like it.
Now, Sarah listen to me, we need some good photos when Track heads off to Iraq. Make sure there are tears in your eyes, and make sure the whole family is there. Yes, Levi , too and you make damm sure that Bristol and he hold hands and look like they mean it.
Another reform idea, Sarah? Let's hear it.
No, Sarah, I don't think we can sell Air Force 2 on ebay.
Negative to Air Force 1 too, Sarah.
No, Sarah, we can't sell them at all.
No, Sarah, we can't put you on Meet The Press, they will eat you alive and we can't have that happening.
I really don't care Sarah. I am telling everyone that you are prepared to be VP and that is good enough for the voters that we are trying to get to. Besides, Sarah, if we get elected and I die in office, then you are my last joke on the Republican Party.
Ok, Sarah, same to you, and make sure to get those pics.
No, Sarah, I don't think that I should be Levi's best man.
Ok, bye again, Sarah. My regards to Todd, Bristol, Levi, Piper, Willow, Trig, Track and anyone else up there with you.
End of call
Hello, Sarah, how's it going up there?
Great, Sarah, Barack and I just spoke at Ground Zero. Tomorrow it's back on the campaign trail.
No, Sarah, he's not really evil, we just need to make him look like it.
Now, Sarah listen to me, we need some good photos when Track heads off to Iraq. Make sure there are tears in your eyes, and make sure the whole family is there. Yes, Levi , too and you make damm sure that Bristol and he hold hands and look like they mean it.
Another reform idea, Sarah? Let's hear it.
No, Sarah, I don't think we can sell Air Force 2 on ebay.
Negative to Air Force 1 too, Sarah.
No, Sarah, we can't sell them at all.
No, Sarah, we can't put you on Meet The Press, they will eat you alive and we can't have that happening.
I really don't care Sarah. I am telling everyone that you are prepared to be VP and that is good enough for the voters that we are trying to get to. Besides, Sarah, if we get elected and I die in office, then you are my last joke on the Republican Party.
Ok, Sarah, same to you, and make sure to get those pics.
No, Sarah, I don't think that I should be Levi's best man.
Ok, bye again, Sarah. My regards to Todd, Bristol, Levi, Piper, Willow, Trig, Track and anyone else up there with you.
End of call
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