Michael Jackson jokes - y'all knew they were com'in

-Michael Jackson hasn't been this stiff since Macaulay Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.
-Reports that Michael Jackson has died of a heart attack in his home are untrue. He actually died having a stroke in the children's ward.

-In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can still get their lips around his rim.

-In accordance with Michael Jackson's will, little boys' pants shall be flown at half-mast today.

-Doctors are looking into claims that MJ's death could have been caused by an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.

-I heard that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning from eating a 5-year old wiener.

-Michael Jackson will always be with us: he is not biodegradable.

-MJ's dying wish was to be melted down and turned into straws so he can still get sucked on by kids.

-It has been released that MJs last wish was that he wants to be melted down and made into a slide so kids can go down on him forever.

-Michael Jackson's ashes are going to be put in an Etch A Sketch so kids can still twiddle his knob.

-Michael Jackson's death has now been ruled a suicide. Apparently doctors told him that the only way he could get whiter is if he died.

-Only in America can someone be born a poor black kid, and die a rich white woman.

-Madonna sent her condolences to the Jackson family. Then asked how much they wanted for the kids.

-Breaking News: Casper the Friendly Ghost was molested in the early hours of this morning!

-Michael Jackson's last words: "Take me to the Children's Hospital!"

-What was Michael Jacksons last hit? The floor!

-Michael Jackson died of a heart attack. He really shouldn't have looked at the man in the mirror.